Friday, October 7, 2005

We're on a mission from God

While this story is nothing to take seriously, it's still funny.
In advance excerpts from the television series "Elusive Peace: Israel and the Arabs" to be broadcast this month, Shaath says: "President Bush said to all of us: 'I'm driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, 'George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan'.

"And I did, and then God would tell me, 'George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq'. And I did.

"And now, again, I feel God's words coming to me, 'Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East'. And by God I'm gonna do it'," Shaath quotes him as saying.

You'd think God could do all that on His own.

I know the FSM could. If His Noodlyness wanted to, anyway.

(One must also wonder what God was telling President Clinton.)

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