Monday, November 6, 2006

Don't take anything too seriously.

At least you aren't laying naked on a tree stump masturbating with a screwdriver up your ass.

Hey, it's in the newspaper, it has to be worksafe.

How does one explain this when friends/family/boss read the paper?

By the way, I would like to publicly thank my parents for raising me well enough that I know to avoid just this situation.

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