Following a solid McCain victory in the Super Tuesday primaries, the
Libertarian Party has sent Republican headquarters a funeral wreath marking the
death of limited-government values within the Republican Party. The wreath
was hand-delivered to the D.C. offices of the Republican National
Committee. "We simply felt the need to express our heartfelt sympathy for
the Republican Party as they undergo this tough time within their party," says
Libertarian Party National Media Coordinator Andrew Davis, who delivered the
wreath. "Given that it has become readily apparent that Senator McCain
will soon be the presidential nominee for the Republican Party," reads a card
that accompanied the wreath addressed to RNC Chairman Mike Duncan, "we, the
staff of the Libertarian National Committee, send our condolences to you upon
the death of small-government principles within the GOP."
You have to have a sense of humor when it comes to this stuff.